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Scarlett, 21. Britannia.
Fanfiction, MCU, and plenty of Hiddles. Feel free to message...I don't bite.


Get to know me meme → [1/5] favorite actors → Robert Downey Junior

Acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable.


See, this is what I think of when I see this gifset…*clears throat*

They’d been riding for days.  His company was thirsty, starving, and feeling completely demoralized.  

But they’d made it.

He looked up at the castle that loomed over them.  While they marveled at the majesty of it, his own eyes were trained on the Tower.  More importantly, the window of the tower.

Framed in it was a female silhouette.  Said silhouette was peering out said window at the company that had stopped outside the gates.  She rested her hands on the windowsill of the tower where she’d been taken captive.

'There you are, My Love', he thought.  'Hold on just a little bit longer.  I’m coming for you.’

Intimate Adversaries



Mature Audiences Only!!

My first (and prolly last) attempt at an AU - Gangster!Tom

One shot.

Pretty vague reference to a sexual assault, just so’s you know.

Erotica, Smutty Smut Smut, Sex, Light D/s, Gangster!Tom

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I stood immediately as soon as I noticed him - my long time adversary - and quickly wished I hadn’t - he seemed to inspire that reaction in most people, and I didn’t like lumping myself in with everyone else who seemed afraid of him. 

Not that I wasn’t, necessarily.  I just wasn’t fond of the idea of him seeing that in me, but now I was in a quandary :  should I sit back down again and risk looking like a complete idiot?

As far as I was concerned, the only answer was a loud, “Hell, yes!”

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

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Hot damn, this was amazing. Seriously, the amount of awesome Hiddles fanfic today- actually made my Monday!

Rug Burn (one-shot)


My (triumphant?) post-breakup return to smutting.

I have no idea if this is any good and I’m sorry if it sucks. I needed to get it out of my system like you wouldn’t believe.

OFC and Tom. Based on a request from atttackoneyebrows. 18+, mature audiences only, NSFW, etc. (You guys know the drill now, right?)

I’ll reblog to tag everyone in a few minutes. :)


“Stop hogging the popcorn,” I muttered as I yanked the bowl out of Tom’s clutches.

“You said you didn’t want any,” he countered, his eyes still glued to the TV screen.

“Changed my mind.”

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So. Flipping.Good.

britishmenaredestroyingmylife I’ve missed your smutty words!

Lately, feminists like Annie Lennox, bell hooks and Emma Watson have taken issue with Beyoncé’s sexual openness. While trying to discredit Beyoncé as a feminist, they seem to have forgotten one of the most important parts of Chimamanda’s speech in ***Flawless.

"What does a lady dress like, exactly? And who decided what a lady looks like? What bearing should one’s clothing have on one’s identification as a feminist? This is exactly the kind of misogynist policing we’ve fought tooth and claw against for decades, and to level this line of “reasoning” at Beyoncé is not only antifeminist, it is despicable." (x)


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